COMING VERY SOON: The Official GTOG Bachelor(ette) Viewing Guide

By GTOG Staff

As you strap yourselves in for Season 17 of the Bachelor (premiering tonight on ABC at 8/7c), you may be a touch concerned that you won’t be able to stomach a lengthy stretch of two hour visits with Sean, maybe the most generic Bachelor since Brad. Wait, that was only two seasons ago. In any event, put your worries aside. There’s one thing that’s about to become clear: you’ll never watch this show in the same way again.

THREE black ladies?

We created an iBook previewing this season, and really every other season, that is finished and loaded into iTunes.  It’s just not available yet as of 4:27pm.  Apparently the Apple people are confirming its authenticity or something, which is strange because GTOG is the most trusted name in the blogging business.  Anyway, here’s the cover:

It’s pretty cool.  This is what our announcement was going to be because we assumed it would be ready by now:

Ladies and Gentleman, we present to you the Official GTOG Bachelor(ette) Viewing Guide, which you can download here on iTunes. From the introductory cocktail party tonight right through to moment Sean breaks up with Brook, the 25-year-old community organizer from Pittsburgh, in June, you will learn to study, rely on, and possibly sleep with this book. We’re not asking for thanks, and we’re not asking for money. Just be true to your Journey.

We will post/tweet/etc as soon as it’s ready.  GTOG Everybody.

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